8 Inch Realistic dong review


Our review of this 8 inch realistic Dong

We received this product from Sploosh in return for our honest unbiased review.

As always, I like to start with the company’s product description.

Product Description

This Phthalate Free Dong has got to win a prize for Outstanding Realism in The Form of a Dong. It has all the ridges, wrinkles and veins of real penis BUT with the added advantage of a very strong Suction Cup Base.



This dong comes in plain discreet packaging, the dong is very large, and to look at, you would think it’s a lot bigger than 8 inches. This dong is super detailed and extremely realistic with a large suction base. It’s made from PVC which is not a body safe material. It is somewhat pliable, and as big as it is, it’s not heavy. Weighing less than some of our rabbits.

Our Thoughts

I love, love, love this. I mean I really can’t recommend this enough. It’s the best realistic dildo I have ever owned. When I say that, you know it’s got to be special as I have tried a fair few.

Right down to the feel of the detailed veins is incredible. I was shocked at just how well designed this toy was. The manufacturers have gone to a lot of trouble to get the veins just right. I have had other realistic dildos with detailed veins, and they may have looked good but whilst inserting them, you couldn’t feel the details. The makers of this dong have gotten this spot on. I could feel every vein which left me very pleasantly surprised. If you like to not only see the realism but feel it, this dong is going to be great for you.

The first time we gave it a try I let KD take the reins. He had a lot of fun pleasuring me with this toy. He has always liked dongs like this, ones that have a scrotum, this gives him something to grip, for better purchase and deeper penetration. Our first testing session was a complete success and by the time it was over I was in love. I couldn’t wait to give it another shot.


The next thing I needed to do was try out the suction. Would this 8-inch dong be able to hold up during solo play?

There is nothing worse than when you are enjoying pleasuring yourself and the suction gives way, such an unwanted distraction. Hehe.

I didn’t have a problem with this at all. The suction is very strong and even with a hard grip this sucker doesn’t want to let go. It takes a lot of force to make it come free. However, when you are finished using it, if you just put a finger under the lip it comes away just fine. I found it to be amazing when used in solo play. It attaches to surfaces like the bath, radiator, wooden floors or tiles. I won’t give you a full list of useable surfaces as you can get creative with that. Basically, if this sticks to the surface of choice then your good to go.

KD recommended that I use the corner of the bath as he felt this would be an ideal height. He couldn’t have been more right. It was an excellent position for deep penetration. I highly recommend you give this a go, I genuinely don’t know why this has not crossed my mind in the past, clearly, I’ve been missing out.

The great thing about this suction dong is that your hands are free to stimulate other areas such as the nipples and the clitoris. No more awkward angles and discomfort.

You can position this wherever you want and try out many different positions. You can even indulge in a little doggie if positioned well. Hell, why not get your partner involved and give him oral sex whilst you’re at it. I don’t think you would get any complaints.

This dong does not vibrate, but then if you are anything like me this won’t be a problem. I find that vibrations in toys like this one don’t really add any pleasure and are a bit pointless.


We both highly recommend this product and with a price tag of £22.49 from Sploosh you can’t go wrong. Given its very durable, easy clean material this is going to be a toy that sticks around for a very long time, and that’s not a bad thing. Well it might be if you are married and need to start having regular solo sessions’. Hehe.

I think I might be addicted to it already. It’s found its way to down the side of my bed and that’s where it’s going to stay. Well until our next adventures. Pop, it out the packaging, lube it up and it’s good to go, it’s that simple.

We highly recommend this toy to all the single people out there. If you are looking for a toy to satisfy your needs, this toy will accommodate that. It’s simple yet very versatile. So, what are you waiting for? you can buy it HERE, and join in the fun.

We don’t have a bad word or criticism to give this dong and for that reason we must give it a big Oooh! Rating and five stars.

Thanks for reading


I am not an expert, always seek professional help where applicable. The opinions on this post are my own, this post has been written from my personal experience or knowledge. I do not take any responsibility if my advice or the products I recommend don’t work for you. Everyone is different therefore it is impossible for me to know if the product or advice I give will suit your needs. These are just my personal experiences and accounts, and are intended to be used only as a reference.

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