The parenting cock blockย 

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A look at how having children and daily routines can affect your sex life.

Having children with the person you love, has to be one of the most special, amazing things. You have a mini version of both you to adore. I mean that’s cute right ?

Well it might be all sweetness and like when their born, but then you have the sleepless nights, sick smell everywhere and this just doesn’t do much for your labido.

Going to bed after a long day, I would say to KD “okay well good luck, hope you get some sleep” why cause we both knew sleep was a thing of the past. Neither of us initiated sexy time. We where always too DANG tired ๐Ÿ˜ด.

So okay the first 12 weeks are the worst for sleep, but eventually you get them into a routine and sex is back on the cards. Or is it? Well it might not be quite the same as before or nearly as frequently, but yeah you get some from time to time. For me especially I was so scared of becoming pregnant again straight away, this really did dull down my sexual desire.

So once they are little terrors running about all over the place you encounter another problem whilst trying to get it on. Everytime your just getting into it, you can be sure the little cock blockerย will need you for something. Anything, covers moved, need a drink,had bad dream. The list is endless.

You think when you have young kids that it’s bad, let’s be fair here at least when they are small they have no idea what sex is, most of the time you can get away with the special cuddle, speech and most of the time this is acceptable and you can all move on. Once they are old enough to know better that’s when the real cock blocking starts.

So I thought I would share some of my cock blocking story’s and embarrassing situations with you.

So there was this time me and KD got it on, it was very late like 2am. Everyone in the house was sleeping and now seemed the best time. We got into a steamy session and all was going the best it can ๐Ÿ˜œ. Anyway after a while I went for a quick bathroom break. When I returned KD was sitting on the bed, phone in had laughing his head off. Well our 10 year old had messaged him. Message read as follows. ” hey dad, I’m not sure what’s going on with mum? I just woke up and I think she must be having an asthma attack ๐Ÿ˜ฎ she breathing really funny. I’m not sure what to do cause your bedroom door is looked and I can’t get in to help”. Well needless to say I wasn’t so keen to start round two. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I cant even begin to tell you how many times KD has been having a play with my pussy getting me turned on and one of the kids has interrupted, it’s like the little fuckers have a 6th sense, oh mums getting it time to interrupt. I love my kids more than anything but god damn give your mother a break. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.

And it doesn’t just stop at interrupting either. All my kids have amazon kindles which are all linked to my account. Well word of warning, they can see everything you have looked at too ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ. We had our anniversary coming up and KD thought it would be nice if we got a clone boy, after all what better way to celebrate 12 years of marriage. Hehe ๐Ÿ˜‚ I had always wanted to give it a go, I’ve had many a dildo, vibrator and liked the, ย like a lot obviously. ๐Ÿ˜œ but having a replica of KD is surly going to be even better. Anyway we had a look around at prices etc. Then one day our DD sent us another message.

Dad I don’t know if ****** (our DS) has been looking at stuff he shouldn’t be ? But I’ve just been on amazon and there is an adult looking thing and something else on the list. I’m not really sure what they are ? Think you should take a look cause he’s being really bad I think. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œdamn caught out again. Fuck. What the hell do we say. So this was my excuse hehe,

Well actually that was us, you know how dad is always joking with his friends about being gay? Well he got it as a joke for one of them cause their birthday is coming up and he thought it would be funny. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ nice save I feel ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ.

The list over the years just goes on and on. The saying is that once you get married sex becomes elusive. No No people it’s not marriage that does that, it’s the bloody kids you have through having sex that does that. It’s just impossible for me to be fully in the mood, relax and enjoy, when I know I’ve got kids going about. Knowing they can hear me or can interrupt at any point is definitely a serous cock block. Not to mention that if your very vocal doing the DEED then that’s gonna be a thing of the past.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.

Okay so I’m sure it’s not like this for everyone, but I’m sure a lot of people can relate to this. There is not really much you can do to change this other than biting down on your hand or a pillow. hoping you reach climax before being interrupted. So there you have it. If you don’t have kids then you lucky lucky people, enjoy your long hot steamy sessions and be as vocal as you dare to be. And everyone reading this with a young cock blocker or blockers of their own. Bite that pillow, don’t look at erotic shit on amazon and most importantly fuck anyway, you can always come up with an excuse if caught out. And if all else fails you could just tell them that sex is a natural and part of life, that of course mummy and daddy are in love ๐Ÿ˜ so it’s something they do. But then this is probably age appropriate and going to embarrass the living hell out of your little cherubs.

Thanks for reading if you have any funny stories please share them in the comments ๐Ÿค™ look forward to hearing some of your cock block stories.

I am not an expert, always seek professional help where applicable. The opinions on this post are my own, this post has been written from my personal experience or knowledge. I do not take any responsibility if my advice or the products I recommend donโ€™t work for you. Everyone is different therefore it is impossible for me to know if the product or advice I give will suit your needs. These are just my personal experiences and accounts, and are intended to be used only as a reference.

  1 comment for “The parenting cock blockย 

  1. August 24, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    The Mum’s having an asthma attack bit made me laugh out loud.

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